A. 家里有只黄色的老鼠!怎么办才好
楼主你好 有老鼠就要赶尽杀绝 老鼠的繁殖能力很强 你不杀它 现在是一只 将来就是一窝 甚至搞个部落出来在一个月前我屋里就冒出一只小老鼠(当时还以为是大蟑螂 黑乎乎的一团 跑的太快没看清) 因为我比较懒 (要不然屋里也不会冒出老鼠)本着老鼠不犯我 我不犯老鼠 的精神没管它 后来越来越不对劲 经常玩电脑的时候听到耗子叫 还有放屁的臭味 当时我就郁闷了 我没放啊 咋这臭 刚刚睡午觉 感到身上有东西在爬 激的我马上翻身起来 看到一只老鼠跳下床不见了 我擦 这还得了 过几天不把我吃了? 我马上满屋子找它老窝 小丫的 窝躲得真好 在我放电脑的桌子的夹层里 必须掀掉一层木板才能看见 (算他倒霉 这隐蔽的窝恐怕除了我也只有猫才能找到)刚刚上床那只不只去向 只剩三只小老鼠 刚掀开木板时 就看到一个小脑袋对着我 本人近视 说以就凑过去看 哈 可能是我太丑了 把他吓跑了 在我屋子里躲了起来 载掀木板 又掉下一只 一共掉下三只小耗子 在我屋子里乱跳 我一只一只揪出来整死 第一只最惨 也最笨 在开阔地跑来跑去 因为我爱好踢足球 实在忍不住飞去一脚 声势之大 连我屋楼下睡觉那傻都被惊醒了 抬起脚(注意是脚不是鞋)就看到到一只抽象的耗子 直接被我踩成标本了 下一只比较聪明 躲在床下 我把床板掀开 小毛虫跑来跑去 不好踩
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我就拿把扫把 把它吓到开阔地 一扫把戳死 我看他还在动 就死劲的戳 结果一不小心把扫把戳断了 然后它就像那种中毒的人一样在地上抽风 我看的那叫爽啊 最后一只 也是第一只跑出窝的那只 出来就一直躲在我屋里的一个塑料袋下 一动不动 以为我不知道 俺知道你最难对付 先杀你兄弟姐妹 小丫的估计吓傻了 我杀了前两只 累了跑到楼下买了包烟 抽了两支 休息了一会 才去灭它 它居然还在 被我掀开袋子 他还是一动不动 装死? 我擦 当我抬起鞋 准备来个世界波的时候 它彷佛刚从梦中惊醒 一下变身成超级赛亚鼠 飞速消失在我眼前 奶奶个熊 想跑 门都没有 窗户也不留! 当即用起了小说中的兵法 叫什么草木皆兵来着 制造噪音 嘿我真听到了耗子爬动声 在桌子里 小丫的 跑回家了 我拍了那木板两下吓得它从里面跳出来正好撞到了墙上有个停顿 我就给了他一扫把 还想跑 再补上一脚 这回真擦了 踩到它尾巴 哈哈 挣扎吧 我不信你还可以像壁虎一样断尾逃生 没事干 就补了一脚 轻轻的 我怕又吵到楼下那人 唉 死的真快 我还以为耗子的生命力很强呢 原来这么差 被我踩成了蝙蝠 就是没翅膀 哈哈哈 现在正看它的小窝呢 里面好多絮状物 小丫的 窝还蛮舒服 还有好多老鼠的黄金 你说他们老爸老妈会不会找我报仇 呦喺 呦喺
养猫多累呀 你那是啥店 猫也喜欢抓东西 还老叫春 多烦啊 不比老鼠好多少 (原来有只猫被我整的大小便失禁 猫尿味 那是相当相当骚的)
就用粘鼠板吧 老鼠的行动路线确实很规律 放在有耗子屎的地方绝对好用
B. 【英语强人系列】原创小说《阿乔的N次婚恋》-大结局Ⅲ,谢谢指点!
IV contest can be said to be the most critical section, the Bone for the rest of this sect was Aqiao came on the scene, Great complete the outbreak of Chemistry Peng, the leader, after a few minutes, he grabbed a five backboard and 8 pm one-third of them hit the ball. Although the score has not completely opened. However, in section IV, the team members found the essence of the score, the ball in their hands anyway, to ensure Losing the Ball. can score must not have active defensive score. Beginning, Aqiao kept suspended AMADE technology, in order to explain it is to break the enemy's tactical team, it now appears, No, they are, to focus on the team, either. I feel really young Bone, ah generation of leaders, he is very happy. But it is also very tense. Competition also 45 seconds left when the two became tie war again, and this time the team an accident Aqiao mistakes, The penalty kick gave opponents two minutes, when the audience was very calm, and the audience all know that means two hours on what A Qiao quickly called for a suspension, a special deployment, and then the players continue to return to competition venues, of course, which is a rival to vote. When the ball into the hoop and on the moment of Chemistry Peng once again play the role of the top killers, a leap hidden dashed spring, a full 1.3m height from the ground, like a trapeze artist then vacated in Jordan, do a nice fly to the basketball tightly grasped in their own hands, with the air turnabout - to direct his teammates to get the ball. on the team used to interfere with an opponent's energy, WANG Qing Peng has to approach the intermission, the coach of mping skilled to get the ball forward quickly in the past. Qing Peng Yu-see with your eyes the ball fly over, they see each other over the defense team members. Citing one of the first to grasp fly again to get the ball in the right to control their own hands. At this time, there are five seconds away from the competition, and not so much time, luck or level hoped that the repeat vote out. With a beautiful wave in the world, everybody's eyes are always present, the audience shouted seismic sound, watching this last one vote. With "based reporter Xishi [name as transliterated as," the ball into the hoop to secure a two-thirds super-point shot to tie remember forever locked in a 120 : 117. Following this, the audience has changed, not bought, but felt the match was really excellent, Sheiyingsheishu. are no losers, because both of tears, sweat, is not the outcome of market competition. Boiling the audience! The festival experienced a four match wits Finally, in section IV Aqiao team competition to the advantage of a signal victory. Final high school basketball tournament in the national championship, the team members to celebrate the victory, to fling a high Aqiao and Chemistry Peng In their hearts, the only way to show appreciation to the coaches for many years a train. The team members and oranges so happy to see that their boyfriend so successful heart stormy determination so, the cooking is over, and Eqiaodeng mind on marriage. Is a fine morning, the training ground once again sounded a familiar voice : "Now Bao Shu! One, two,…… ! "A Qiao picked up his pointer at the rising sun-leader of the world champion!
第四节比赛,可以说是最为关键的一节了,第三节在休息的小汪这次又被阿乔派上了场,这下可完全的爆发了汪庆鹏的领袖气质了,前后几分钟,他抢下了5个篮板和8分,其中命中1个三分球.
虽然比分还没有彻底的拉开,但队员们却在第四节中找到了得分的真谛了,反正球在自己的手里时,保证不丢球,能得分就得,不能得分也要积极地防守。开始的时候,阿乔还不断的叫着技术暂停的,为了是给队员们讲解破敌的战术,现在看来,不用了,那样的话,对精力集中的队员来说,不利的。小汪确实有我年轻的感觉,又一代领袖人物啊,他很是高兴。但也很紧张了。
离比赛还有45秒的时候,双方再次战成了平局,而此时阿乔的球队一次意外的失误,送给对手一次2分的罚球,当时全场静极了,观众们都知道,这两分意味着上什么,阿乔迅速叫了暂停,做了特别的部署,随后球员回到场地继续比赛,当然结果是对手投中了。
而就当球落入篮框的一刹那,汪庆鹏再次扮演了顶级杀手的角色,他一个飞跃,从人群中飞身跳起,离地面足足有1.3米的高度了,好似当年的飞人乔丹在腾空一样,一个漂亮的飞抓,将篮球紧紧的握于自己的大手中,随着空中转身,直接将球传给了他的队友.
就在队友们用配合来干扰着对手的精力时,汪庆鹏已经快接近中场了,队友们熟练的将球向前飞快的抛了过去,庆鹏用眼睛的余光看到了球飞了过来,又看到对方防守队员也过来了,他又以一个抢先的飞抓,再次将球权控制在自己的手里。
而此时,离比赛还有5秒了,没那么多的时间了,运气也好,水平也罢,投出去再说,随着一道精美的世界波,在场众人的眼睛都直了,全场呐喊声震震的,都看着这最后的一投,随着”咣当”一声,球稳稳地入了篮框,一记三分超远投将比分永远的锁定在了120:117。
随之,观众也变了,不再喝倒彩了,而是感觉到了这场比赛太精彩了,无论谁赢谁输,都没有失败者,因为都为此流下了汗水,是场没有胜负的比赛。全场沸腾了!
经历了四节的斗智斗勇,最后,阿乔的队伍在第四节比赛中以一个球的优势险胜。最终获得了全国高中篮球联赛总冠军,队员庆祝胜利的时候,高高地抛起了阿乔和汪庆鹏,在他们心中,只有这样才能表现出对教练多年培养的一种答谢。
而橘子看到队员们这么开心,自己的男朋友这么成功,心里暗暗的下定决心,等北京的事料理完了,就和阿乔登记结婚。
又是一个晴朗的早上,训练场上又响起了一个熟悉的声音:“下面报数!一、二、……!”阿乔又拿起他的教鞭,指向着阳光升起的地方—世界冠军教头!